March 2012
12 posts
High Heels, Short Skirts, and Dog Hair: Why the... →
inherhipstheresrevolutions:
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angels-and-angles:
As defined by urban dictionary, the friendzone is…
“When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, and more handsome…
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Watchjchope:
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asurewin:
bbbreakfast:
rubeitalloverme:
THE BEST 23 SECONDS
Just press play and listen to this girl scream please, just do it.
SOMEONE PLEASE SOURCE ME THIS VIDEO. I NEED IT.
Translation: “THIS IS NOT THE SUPER FUN HAPPY SLIDE! DX”
Let Anime Conji commence.
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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